Monday, October 28, 2013

Snarkology Paranormal Blog Hop

Welcome to my stop on the first annual Snarkology Paranormal Blog Hop!

Halloween is my favorite holiday, and it's not ONLY the little chocolate candy bars with nuts that lures me. It's the paranormal creatures said to come out on All Hallows Eve!

(...Okay, and the little chocolate candy bars with nuts)

Vampires and witches, specifically, have always intrigued me which is probably why my Wanted: Vampire Trilogy came to be.



For the hop, I'm giving away PDF copies of Wanted: Vampire - Free Blood (Book 1) and Wanted: Vampire - Bad Blood (Book 2) to one commentor. 

To enter, all you have to do is leave a comment with this this statement - "A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and ..." Then finish the sentence with your own Halloween story. Short or long, the more creative comment, the better! 

Closed - Congratulations Sherry!

(Winner will be drawn randomly on Nov 1st)


Check out the short book trailers




Excerpt:

 He spoke slowly, introducing himself as Malik Drake with a sharp foreign accent that she couldn’t place. She thought he seemed nice, right up until he said, “You’re dead.”

When she froze in place, he continued in a softer tone. “I can tell you are dead inside. You needn’t try to hide it from me. I’ve seen the look before. You are at a party yet you bide your time with hardly an upward glance. You find it dull, do you not? Or perhaps, you would rather be dead?”

“What are you? A shrink?” she asked suspiciously, lifting her head to meet a spine-tingling smirk.

“No, but I should think you might be interested in my unique gifts.”

“Oh, really? Do you drink blood?” she teased, laughing at her own private joke. A tiny gasp escaped her lips when he smiled and tightened his grip around her waist. Her heart beat faster, and she found herself unable to look away from his beauty.

“May I give you a birthday kiss, Alexis?” he asked, running a gloved finger down the side of her neck.

She didn’t get a chance to answer before his cold lips brushed hers. For a moment they stared into each other’s eyes, and she saw a yellow glow around his pupils. Her mind raced with the possibilities, but her body was losing its ability to function. She couldn’t move. She couldn’t breathe. The air wouldn’t enter her lungs.



Thanks so much for stopping by! Hop On!


You can also enter to win the grand prize here!

Closed - Congratulations Silvia!

34 comments:

  1. Hi Lisa,
    Your post looks great. Thanks for giving me a hand with checking up on everything. :-)

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  2. I'll start this off...
    A vampire and a witch walked into a bar on Halloween and a short, husky Leprechaun held up his hand to stop their passage. He wore a hot dog costume with a large hole through the center.
    "Do you know what I am, Lads?"
    The vampire and the witch exchanged an irritated glance. "What?" they asked at the same time.
    "A hollowed weenie."

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  3. A vampire and a witch walked into a bar on Halloween, take stock of the customers, slowly turn and lock the door, walk over to the corner where the jukebox is, grab a mike and start singing Monster Mash!

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  4. "A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and falling flat on their backs with knots on their foreheads when they forgot to duck."

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  5. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and after several drinks and a long, intense conversation, decide that a mutual blood exchange could be beneficial for both. Neither realized the impact this single decision would have on the rest of their very long lives...michelle_willms@yahoo(dot)com

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    1. Leave us hanging and wanting more. Nice, Michelle!

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  6. Lisa (Fellow Snarkology hopper and Wild Rose Press author),
    Loved your trailers! The second one-- the music-- classic! :)

    If you have time, don't forget to hop on over to my blog for a flash fiction treat and other goodies! :) (psst...I have free vampire book for all vampire lovers.)
    More fun with the Snarkology Blog Hop at KMN Books.

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  7. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween. "I'd sure like to have a little hex with him," the witch thought. "There's someone I could really sink my teeth into," the vampire mused. Across the crowded room, they caught each others eye. He smiled, she winked. She sent him a bloody Mary, he bought her a brew. They danced, they talked, they ended up tangled in the sheets. What a night!

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    1. First one to head to romance, Naomi! Nice!

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  8. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar. The vampire asks the witch, "Are you type G? 'Cause you're Gorgeous!!!"

    Ba-dum-bum...

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    1. G for good one too. Thanks for stopping!

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  9. "A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and elbow each other to be the first one to get to the bar."

    bn100candg at hotmail dot com

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  10. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and begin making themselves at home. The witch, entering first, hangs up her cloak and sets her ride, her broom up against the wall before taking a seat at the bar. She looks around, and it doesn't take her long to notice that this is a vamp bar despite being named Hocus Pocus. Clearly, her plans for a Halloween hookup were not going so well. Then, our vampire walks in. For some reason, he grabs *her* broom. And he starts SWEEPING with it. The nerve! So, the witch asks him, "What do you think you're doing, bloodsucker?" With a sneer, the vampire responds, "I'm cleaning! What does it look like! I'm the OWNER." Cackling, the witch calmly states, "Well, not any more!" Snapping her fingers, she turns the vampire into a wolf. Oh, the inhumanity!

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    1. At odds. Very creative! Thanks for stopping, Smiles!

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  11. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and then the party really gets started

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  12. This is so much fun! You're all great sports!

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  13. I loved your post, Lisa. Melissa's hop is a ton of fun! :D

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  14. I loved your post, Lisa. Melissa's hop is a ton of fun! :D

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  15. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and both catch the eye of a blue-eyed wolf and a long night of hot, steamy sex.

    Morganlafey86(at)aol(dot)com

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  16. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and ask the bartender if they have seen any ghosts around. The bartender replied, "are you kidding? They are everywhere tonight! Just look behind you." They turn around and there are about 100 ghosts standing behind them. All of the sudden the ghosts jump toward the vampire and the witch and screamed "BOO! I SEE YOU!
    Happy Halloween! Thanks for sharing the hop and your giveaway. evamillien at gmail dot com

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    1. Good one, Eva. Thanks for stopping by!

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  17. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and the bartender asks them what they would like to drink. The witch says "I'll have a Bloody Mary". The vampire says "Thanks funny I just had one and she was good."
    Thanks for the great giveaway. Happy Halloween!
    bhometchko(at)hotmail(dot)com

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    1. I love this. Thanks for stopping, Booklady!

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  18. "A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween they both order a bloody Mary and then go on to put on a hot sex show for everyone."
    sstrode at scrtc dot com

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    1. Sounds interesting. Thanks for playing along, Sherry!

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  19. A vampire and a witch walk into a bar on Halloween and ... decide to share some witches brew and human blood in the Halloween spirit!
    Thanks for the giveaway!
    mestith at gmail dot com

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    1. Nice. Thanks for stopping by, Meghan!

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